Cucumber

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

Sifting for agates

[Will Strinz @wstrinz]

.@cukiemeow fears no drone

[ModCloth @ModCloth]

@cukiemeow Aw! So precious. 😻 #modboxkitty

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

@ModCloth well, the text on the box described me so I had to sit in it #adorabear

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

Modcat (@ModCloth)

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

@hinats come to Wisconsin and visit meeeeeeeow!

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

In Minnesota gettin mah nip on

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

A robot had a dream where I was a dog. And had a dog on my butt.

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

I'm getting in on the #TrumpYourCat meme. May as well just fire the other cats right meow

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

I also have more important things to do, such as defending the realm from fairies, chipmunks, and unknown cats

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

Stop telling me who to follow Twitter. I am a cat, and I keep my own counsel.

[Will Strinz @wstrinz]

Step 1. Get cat
Step 2. Tweet pics of cat
Step 3. Twitter acct for cat
Step 4. Buy 1000 cats. Become crazy cat person

[Cucumber @cukiemeow]

.@wstrinz @hinats Miaow Meow mao mao hisssss bite bite bite