parker

free palestine

[parker @culkinism]

JACKIE BONET’S HAVING HEART CONFARCTIONS!

[parker @culkinism]

the comms being "heh excuse me yall 😅" after blocking my teammate from hitting the ball and "fucking MOVE OUT OF MY WAY" after Also blocking my teammate from hitting the ball

[parker @culkinism]

i dont need a man whos vocal in bed i need one whos vocal in ROCKET LEAGUE. Cause why am i the only one calling comms in the team voice chat 😑🤦

[parker @culkinism]

fuck it brah ldshadowlady in tomodachi life

[parker @culkinism]

drinking kefir and only gagging a little

[parker @culkinism]

depop is unusable

[parker @culkinism]

Now i know i did not just look over and catch my cat wearing my shoes

[parker @culkinism]

just zoned out and tried to log my taco bell experience on letterboxd what the fuck is wrong with me

[parker @culkinism]

normalize being. goated and having Nothing wrong with you

[parker @culkinism]

atp im abt to start selling feet pics so i can afford health insurance

[parker @culkinism]

@beautymaxxiing the way people talk to u on this app is soooo fucking odd

[parker @culkinism]

interacting with my mom literally feels like a social experiment

[parker @culkinism]

they should give you the ability to downvote comments on pinterest and also kill the person who uploaded it

[parker @culkinism]

I'll bleed on your shoes and let you tear me apart, because I know you can't get to the center of my chest
At least not the center of my mind
Frozen or not I'd take it all in
Maybe you'll get a good kick in if I let your words sink in harder

[parker @culkinism]

a new law was just passed that says you're allowed to kill people who use meta glasses to record themselves harassing women

[parker @culkinism]

(using safari): how to enjoy things

[parker @culkinism]

they should invent a type of family that isnt Fucking crazy

[parker @culkinism]

some people are so weird why the fuck do you follow verizon on instagram

[parker @culkinism]

whoever has my voodoo doll I GET IT thanks THATS ENOUGH

[parker @culkinism]

goodwill prices are such bullshit rn im about to start walking out with the merchandise shoved up my ass

[parker @culkinism]

god ive missed vodka