Culkpans

Can do anything

[Culkpans @culkpans]

my water bottle lets me plug a usb-c cable into it

[Culkpans @culkpans]

life is a circle so never be the square

[Culkpans @culkpans]

like tell aviv what?
like he brew what?

[Culkpans @culkpans]

looking at 2 monitors, requiterds 2 monitors

[Culkpans @culkpans]

all of my thoughts need to be written down in a book to be taught to the future generations

im like if ghandi knew about the color red

if platos read platos

im much like shaespear, he knew whats up, heyo!

[Culkpans @culkpans]

been saving all my important info as text files that i export to varius cured meats, but i got robbed recently and they ate all my food in my fridge and i don remember any of my passwords or personal info

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ive been doing many reaserch
https://t.co/rG3GOfLPF4

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fuckkkk i lovvve water so mcuh, i could just drink it allll
but i wont,,, that would be rude, what if some1 else wanted water

like you, did yo u drink water today?
have a glass on me :)

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬

[Culkpans @culkpans]

@bubbleguts2016 always so quick to try and take credit
@Everyone don't belive her lies,,,

[Culkpans @culkpans]

came up w/ some new slang,
if ya ever need to talk about a ladder you will just say
l@r
its like ladder
venmo at culkpans

[Culkpans @culkpans]

thought for like a solid second that a billion was a million millions

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evens are so strong that you can multiply them by ANYTHING and it will become EVEN!!!!!!!!

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they say you eat with your eyes first... or your nose i forget, but i think theyre missing out on the fact that food makess noise

food noise

listening to my food it can makes all kinds of noises, truly mganificent, food noise

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i havent the fainted clue as to who this "absurdism" person is, and why so many of you insist on sending me letters about him. i researched him on google and all of these photos seem rather mundane to me

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ballerina capachina in fortnie?
whats next,,,
they added cuyphead next is what
and mug man

there will be a plethora of drinking vessels available next update
@Fortnite_ES you no how to reach me

[Culkpans @culkpans]

guess what i did today!!!!!!! ^_^

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something so special about grabbing a door the way youd hold a sandwich

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something equally great about pouring a bowl of milk and drinking the milk with a spoon

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@bubbleguts2016