Flying today (brag) and just a reminder that if you stand up right when the plane lands we cannot ever be friends. Maybe thatβs a good thing for you, maybe not. You decide #karen#travelinfluencer
Idea stolen from @PardonMyTake:
If every college lacrosse team could bring back an alumni to play with them for the rest of the year, who would each team pick?
Obvious examples:
@LynchburgMLAX gets Kevin Rogers, @PennStateMLAX gets @GrantAment
As a forgiving person and someone who believes in second chances, I gave @ChipotleTweets that today. An unannounced site visit can be daunting, but the staff came through. Faith in Chipotle (and humanity) restored. No need to thank me for my heroism and humility. #ThankYouLevi
I think I finally hit my breaking point with Chipotle. All time bad performance. No white rice, no fajitas, no salad dressing. I need answers and/or free gift cards for life and/or @NoahPlotkin3 hired back as executive chef. Full boycott if not. #rattled#karen@ChipotleTweets
A guy is bumping music out loud off his phone at the gym right now. His prison sentence should beβ¦
(Also, yes I workout. Also, yes I can probably bench more than you.) #influencer#fitstagram