cullen

you ever wonder how ravioli doesn’t fall apart?

[cullen @culldesac]

.@repgosar @SenatorSinema @SenMarkKelly Congress must act! Stop harmful Medicare cuts to physical therapy #FightTheCut

[cullen @culldesac]

@elonmusk this view of the bottom of videos is pretty crowded, you think the developers could spread everything out to the right? (Been pressing the “Like”button but press retweet by accident). Makes sense considering there’s room left next to the share button. What do you think?

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Gen2 saving lives! Smart approach

[Ashley Green @agreenphotog]

I’m sorry but there’s nothing funnier in the state of Massachusetts than the size of this rock

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

“approved” “accepted” “congratulations” all 2023.

[cullen @culldesac]

@iUsedToBeADuck

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

queen alert

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is how the Japanese national team left its locker room after beating Germany this morning 👏

(📷: FIFA)

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[☽ Queen B ☾ @Brookelynnnn__]

@DailyLoud

[cullen @culldesac]

@matthew_audette kingston collection is about to be rockin

[cullen @culldesac]

as Ron Swanson says, "never half ass two things, whole ass one thing."

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

Due to inflation, shopping carts at Aldi's now require a $2 bill to unlock.

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

normalize saying “woahh i didn’t know i was in the splash zone” instead of “you’re so wet”