cullen

AGGHHHHH

[cullen @cullenliving]

Didn’t win the Powerball. Gonna have to make my money the old fashioned way.

Honey.. hand me my podcast mic, will ya?

[cullen @cullenliving]

Spotify Wrapped is out!

I have Geese, Smiling Friends, and Adam Friedland as mmy top artists!!!!!!

[cullen @cullenliving]

@garshmo

[cullen @cullenliving]

2019….. you’re insulting my craft……

[cullen @cullenliving]

this is me from 2016 and my stance on this is the same: if you’re going to make something stupid, you’re at least going to put the effort into it 👎👎👎

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

hot girls have started using AI

trend i’m seeing; photo-surrealism with cute animals

[cullen @cullenliving]

Someone pour me a double shot of egg nog

They know me and Santa Claus gotta history

@ShaboozeysJeans @santa @CocaCola You’re welcome.

[cullen @cullenliving]

PRO TIP: Green Day has it where you can download this, so you don’t have to buy both songs on iTunes!

You’re welcome.

[cullen @cullenliving]

We’re reaching chungus levels of “Left Shark” memes. We’re back

[cullen @cullenliving]

Bahahah! This almost made me spit out my Friday Beer! 🙂😆

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

behold, a Zyn garden

[cullen @cullenliving]

AMAZING: With new invention, Man with tree nut allergy is able to try Hazlenut coffee for FIRST TIME

[cullen @cullenliving]

@partyjared Check your inbox. 📨

[cullen @cullenliving]

Cop: Can you explain why you were driving so fast

Me: That new 2hollis came on!!!!!

Cop: █████ ████ ██████ ██ ███ ███████

🔒Reply with GOOD MORNING to unlock the rest of this tweet!👇🔒

[cullen @cullenliving]

Waiting until after my dentist appointment to try the Dr Pepper Blackberry

[cullen @cullenliving]

Didn’t know LeBron James was a fan of The Three Stooges

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I can't stop thinking abt lbj's drawing of the three stooges where he mixed up larry and curly. like i keep looking at this and cracking up its so good

[cullen @cullenliving]

some movies are so impactful that they make you want to call out of work tomorrow

[bkr @bkrewind]

❤️‍🩹

[cullen @cullenliving]

a Stake ad is worth a thousand words

[cullen @cullenliving]

Okay google. now show me Countries as twins animated by artificial intelligence ...

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Countries as twins animated by artificial intelligence ...

[cullen @cullenliving]

George Costanza

[cullen @cullenliving]

Yup. That’s going in the Nostalgia Folder.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

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