Culley

Just your average trombone player in search of 5th position (he/him/his)

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

At UNC, “Go Bears” can mean:
- it’s chicken tender and Mac and cheese day
- Harrison or Turner flooded
- you’re considering dropping out
- there’s no parking
- you just failed an exam

And I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Savannah Wilson @savvwilson]

At the university of florida, “it’s great UF” can mean:

- you’re having a great time
- everything sucks
- you’re borderline failing all your classes
- you have school spirit
- you’re still angry that Newell hall is the 24/7 “library”

And I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

And we all thought Matt’s conversation with his dad was the most uncomfortable part of this season #TheBachelor

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

The fact @ChickfilA doesn’t have special breakfast dipping sauces is criminal. Like could you imagine a honey butter dipping sauce for chicken minis!? Sounds delicious!

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Me seeing UNC doing in person commencement for this Spring after having 2 fake online ones

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

@westcoastingg Today I learned about saying “macaroni cheese” and the class responding “everybody freeze” which was a new one!

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

The poetic justice of an app named Robinhood being used to quite literally steal from the rich and give to the poor is just

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Spot the difference #TheBachelor

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

People out here are complaint and saying $1400 isn’t $2000, but as an adult dependent I just kinda am here like

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

@sarahmac2859 @laurenboebert Oh my gosh IM HONORED

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Like this tweet if you think @laurenboebert needs to be expelled from congress and I should just go replace her.
My qualifications include: never been arrested, has finished high school, and overall a sane human being.

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

How Victoria looked all episode.
#TheBachelor

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

I knew Amber looked familiar.
#Bachelor

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

I wonder if this is how Americans felt in 1797 when the Reynolds Pamphlet dropped

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Exclusive | "I just want to find 11,780 votes": In extraordinary hour-long call, Trump pressures Georgia secretary of state to recalculate the vote in his favor https://t.co/NTT3hTvcrR

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Y’all know the end of Mean Girls when Regina just gets straight up yeeted by that bus? I just like✨desperately✨ just need that to happen to Mitch McConnell in the name of America’s well-being.

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

@angiecoll7 Exactly. Of all the places it’s FREAKING ELBERT?!?

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

*Reads that the new UK Covid strain has reached the US”

Me:

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Congress: “Young people are imperative to our economy. We need them to just work and get Covid in the name of Herd Immunity.”

Also Congress: screw the young people. If you’re between the age of 18-24 you’re useless and don’t qualify for or deserve any sort of stimulus.

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

I swear, population density will just never make sense to dense populations.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Barack Obama:
—69,000,000 votes
—873 counties

Donald Trump:
—75,000,000 votes
—2,497 counties

Joe Biden:
—81,000,000 votes
—477 counties

...And we’re not allowed to question his “victory”

🤔

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

Can we talk about HOW WHITE THEIR UPPER ARMS ARE!?!?

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

@719_schwartz At this point I don’t even know if would be honorary because the man child could write a dissertation on the art of being a dumbo

[Culley @culley_hamstra]

I’ve always hated this bimbo, but now I loathe him.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

If you're at a dinner and somebody introduces himself as "Dr. Smith," you'd be rather upset to learn that he had a doctorate in musicology if you were to suffer a stroke at the table.