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2020 Forbes 30 under 30 (I KNOW CUM) 💦💦

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Sir a second zyn has hit the upper lip

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@Maxhoma Vegas - best game by far

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@LolaG808 @minakimes Tip Reiman???

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Excuse me????

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BACKDOOR IS OPEN 🚪

GRAMBLING STATE TAKES THE LEAD https://t.co/WeY8MAhqbJ

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So are we like gonna do anything about boeing killing a guy orrrrrr

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Ahahahahahaha immediate snap hook into the water im cursed

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Could really use some spice rn

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If ur sad take a bike ride to ur closest burger joint, have a couple of burgers and fries and one beer and watch some ball.

If it doesn’t make u feel better sorry champ ur next best bet is to kill yourself

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Hubie sighting

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Love when someone says “i’ll be really quick” on a work call then proceeds to take for fuckin ever to explain something. Hurry the fuck up dum dum

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I would love to be UX designer at Spotify All u have to do is make the app a little worse every few months then change it back. Works like a charm.

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*In Morrissey voice*

Girlfriend on her period i know i knowwww it’s seriouuusssss

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If this shit plays like madden im not even kidding im joining ISIS

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

NCAA 25 TEASER TRAILER 💥⚡️

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If a guy posts “HBD to the 🐐” for their gf’s birthday they’re about to break up

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Seahawks taking JJ McCarthy would be my 13th reason. Head going right in the oven

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I can’t get pookie out of my head

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Fellas REMEMBER: when playing tennis with the missus, your goal is not to have fun or win. It is to hit the ball in the exact spot at the perfect pace your gf wants so that she can maximize enjoyment.

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Honestly think i might have a disease i cannot stop listening to Steely Dan plz help

[AB @AB84]

Severely emotionally

Unhinged

My brain is crippled

By horniness

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Seeing Steely and the Eagles tonight. Big Cum’s wet dream has come true.

Might be the youngest person in the crowd by 30 years but we ride

#Cum