Mtu Wangu

Puns,banter and football

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[Mtu Wangu @cumariiii]

Nairobians: The city is flooded governor, please come up with a solution!

Johnson Sakaja: https://t.co/QybXTmGOER

[Rodger @TheRodged]

.@NYCMayor I'm not getting any pussy

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

We are living around undiagnosed mad people . 😂😂😂😂

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Sometimes it’s better for them to give you the fish than to teach you how to catch it.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Oraimo watutengenezee a day between Sunday and Monday tupumzike

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Chelsea fans seeing 35 year old Danny Welbeck & 36 year old Jordan Henderson Here we go on the same day

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When you're not HIM, women think you're actually subhuman.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Mtu Wangu @cumariiii]

@Hey__Z Carburetor?

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

if the pussy hard to get I just assume the pussy not for me, and thats ok gangsta, plenty pussy for me and pussy for we. if the pussy is for me then the pussy will be, and neither have I paid for pussy because if the pussy is for me, then the pussy is free.

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Kenya usipotumia KSh. 1,000 leo, kesho utatumia KSh. 1,700. You can't escape the average KSh. 1,000 a day usage.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Justice Diana Kavedza confirms that the protected witness in the Albert Ojwang murder case “is a real person”

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

World Cup winner with 6 Champions League trophies

I dare Messi fans to talk😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Thank you for your service Rihanna

[Billie @Billie_T]

Not seen a Macallister struggle in America this much since Home Alone 2

[Izu of Bwari ✋🏾🌚🤚🏾 @Izu__Official]

Argentina 0-0 Spain ‘85 mins

Messi: looks at the clock and bends down to lace his boot

DLF: subs in Mikel Merino

[ali @gaforrevibes]

the people's real final match

[MC @CrewsMat10]

I’M CRYING MAN😭😭😭