jennifer

former sugababe
30 she/her 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔴⚪

[jennifer @cumberdisco]

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

[trish @ultragloss]

2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

“Open up! We have reason to believe you plan to watch fireworks on a hill”

[jessi (Literally Just Jessi) @abandonedjessi]

piracy. it's a crime.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Me:
“Do you have any books on turtles?”

Librarian:
“Hard back?”

Me:
“Yeah, with little heads.”

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[ؘ @olivizrodrigo]

LONDON TO IBIZA

[the hill dicko gang @TerryCoghlan1]

Omfg didn't realise how bad it was

[paul @paulstevex]

life imitates art

[jennifer @cumberdisco]

@paulstevex Dead

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[jennifer @cumberdisco]

What are they talking about

[SPFL @spfl]

What a way to get your first @FalkirkFC goal! 🚀

Henry Cartwright, take a bow. 👏

[holl @UTEROCOBAIN]

The life of a showgirl is as if Dubai, matcha, pistachio chocolate, colleen hoover books, and labubus all had a baby with AI

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[Premier League @premierleague]

No defender has scored more goals than Gabriel since his debut 💪