Yapricorn 🍒

still happy to be here, for some reason

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[soli @solisolsoli]

Curtains, 2026, by Casey Weldon

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

My son asked me “gay son or thot daughter” and when I responded “thot daughter” he looked disappointed and said “never mind”?

[. @mithkii]

Am I insatiable or are my needs just not being met

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Victony teases new single “Slick.”

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

A woman of God and sin.

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

Still wanna know why the fuck Bikini Bottom has this

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

everything you want is always available to you at all times. if you’re not getting what you want you’re either asking the wrong person, searching for it in the wrong place, or expecting it in the wrong form

[threat level Otoño 🇲🇽 @Thrt_lvlAutumn]

@grrlCockpit situation monitoring tbh

[sofia @grrlCockpit]

no, no cucking for me, thank you. i'm a voyeur, actually

[bort @tacobort]

Hey what’s up. No yeah sorry not tonight. I’m horrified again

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Natism @his4Everz]

Some of us have prophecies to fulfill

[rach69 @rach_6977]

FUCKKK

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels to ask what happened after everyone burst out laughing