The Dread Pirate Roberts

Big Face Buddha, get my peace from within. call me Sgt. Donny Donowitz. Zionists DNI. ❤️ Sosa

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To the new Republican followers, I hope I can help you as I was once helped. I used to be very Republican. It’s a disease and education is the only cure.

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@juliabracadabra -Sharks

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@ArrminEm @squiddlekins It’s lowkey good with peaches

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So this new chick deadass asked me to pick up a shift for her before we even met. Lady it’s your first schedule and you’re already trying to get out of a shift? Nah go ahead and run that one

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@traderjoeslut Natty light and tell those snobs you’re trying to win

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@daviddashcoby Don’t try to fix everything at once, you’ll get burnt out and everything will be left broken. Fix the bullet hole first, the scraped knee can wait.

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@luauregistry Jokes not landing is worse than when those 2 planes

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@gremlingardener Literally dreamt I got executed and didn’t wake up until i was fully dead, shit was scary as fuck

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@rexthundercock Hope they get you first then idk man

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@rexthundercock No you don’t

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@rexthundercock You’re the one larping, you don’t even own a rental property

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Today at work a respected adult looked at me and said “I wasn’t alive for that game” and the game was the 2006 Super Bowl with the bears.

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@kylebandujo I once got fired because I got arrested for a dui that I was sober for. 21 year old cop said he thought I was on something, 60 year old cop said he would have let me go but it was the 21 year olds arrest to make.

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@favelaoverlord Brother that was literally me at one point what the fuck are you talking about

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@GrumpyDude1968 @TheJeffSchlegel The world doesn’t owe me the government I pay taxes to does dumbass. I went on more vacations as a kid than your kids did and I owe the govt 30k for school and the jobs I can get are for minimum wage. Fuck you.

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@SoftlyAugust Wrong Payton Hillis was a dawg

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@GrumpyDude1968 @TheJeffSchlegel Keep justifying stealing from your kids future to buy yourself things now I’m sure they appreciate that

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@GrumpyDude1968 @TheJeffSchlegel Congrats you did what you were supposed to do. Do you want a fucking participation trophy? Also college is 4 years so did you also steal money from your kids to buy bullshit drink or gamble and then say “well not all of us”

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@GrumpyDude1968 @TheJeffSchlegel I’m 30k in debt because my dad wanted to buy another boat instead of putting me through college. I am constantly called lazy and told I’m bad with money by that man. You and your generation are full of shit and I’m tired of people pretending you’re sane, you’re delusional morons

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@cookiebotmonstr @connnnobi Packers fans don’t deserve nice things