Jay-Jitsu

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Shoutout to all my Christians who've remained completely silent about the Palestinians while they get ready to celebrate the birth of their favourite Palestinian man.

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Friends: You should save some money for the future.

Future:

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I'm at a point in my life when I walk into a store they don't know if I'm going to rob or ask for money or I'm just going to buy.

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I'm at a point in my life when I walk into a store they don't know if I'm going to binge or ask for money or I'm just going to buy.

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If World War III does not occur within the next three months, it is highly unlikely to ever happen.

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If zombies existed, someone (most likely in Florida) would try to rape one.

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Love is like Bluetooth, it only connects when you are close, and it search for other devices when you are far.

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@sumup what the hell !! U guys been down server more than 8 hours. You can’t run a business like that !

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You don’t forget ! You get use to it !

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The world singing Christmas songs thinking that everything is gonna be normal at 2021.
Me:

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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is a martial art which allows its practitioners to overcome larger opponents, assuming the larger opponent is not as skilled. It is in fact so effective that a myth has been perpetuated of size not even mattering.

Also Bjj guys :

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Me: now, it’s time to look for a woman over 30’s

Women on their 30’s :

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Me : now time to look for a woman over 30s.
All women on their 30s :

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Cuando tu suegra se siente adelante.

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Thanks to COVID Underground Music became Underground again !

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I am talking about buying some stuff !!

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En el día Whatsapp que ponga ‘está escribiendo con... ‘ se acaba todo! Todo nuestro humanidad !!!

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@SlateDigital Come on man service is down, yet again! What's the point of having a subscription model if the service is up and down like my love life ! #ilok #slatedigital

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Watching Airlines lose billions after they charged me 30€ to check a bag.

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The last normal day we had was Friday the 13th!