Luka came back from Brazil with lots of new things! He even taught me new Brazilian sex positions! Besides getting a tan and being so much hot!
He even made me learn some Portuguese words, like: " Sou o depósito de esperma do Luka!”
He said it means something like: "I love you"
Sex should be fun. That’s why I make sure to laugh at my eager cocksuckers while they try to please me.
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My favorite part of an atomic wedgie is the way it forces a nerd’s back to arch. The way it crams their body together, forces their butt to stick out, the space between the back arch and the taut undies, the stretched leg holes framing the visual agony. Perfection.
Peregrino foi REPUBLICADO na Amazon! Yay! Meu livro de 2022 acabou de passar por uma super análise e agora se encontra na Segunda Edição, com nova capa, novo sistema de magia e até novo autor!
Espero que você goste! 💛🚪
A porn director just admitted that on his sets guys sometimes get shit on and blowjobs come with teeth. Then he told the worst one: he once filmed a wife pushing metal rods into her husband's penis, each bigger than the last, until he came.
It happened at a rubber fetish studio in Hastings. The husband lay naked in an inflatable coffin, breathing through a gas mask that pumped in oxygen, with a hole cut for his penis. His wife, dressed as a rubber nurse, unzipped a little wallet of steel rods and went through the whole set. Afterwards the couple thanked the crew, and the director went home with no idea what he'd just filmed. The practice is called urethral sounding. The urethra doesn't normally stretch, so putting objects into it raises the risk of infection, injury and trauma, and a urologist quoted by Savage Love named bleeding, infection, urethral stricture, perforation and erectile dysfunction as possible complications.
He landed the job by skipping straight to the blowjob. He was 25 and fresh out of the London Film School when a colleague invited him to interview for an assistant editor job at the porn company where he worked. His test was 20 minutes of editing hardcore footage at about 10 in the morning. The last editor had already cut all the acting, so he jumped to the blowjob and worked forward from there. When the boss walked in, he told him to wait because he was "building up to a crescendo." They sent him home, and a few days later he got the job. He thought he'd stay a couple of years. That was 18 years ago.
On his sets everything is shot for the lens. Performers have to open their bodies up so nothing is hidden, and men who rest a hand on their hip get corrected so they don't look like a teapot. If a scene gets too quiet he asks for more noise, because silence feels creepy and "too much like real sex." Size matters a little: if you're too small, you physically can't get into the positions that show penetration. On average, women get paid more per scene than men.
He's also behind some of porn's filthiest titles. A compilation of every scene where the cum shot lands in the girl's eye became "Catcha in the Eye." His favourite is Hand Solo: A DP XXX Parody, a 150 minute film from 2018, which he directed, wrote, produced and shot with Danny D as co-producer. Digital Playground put it out about a week after Disney's Solo.
His real name is Richard. Asked whether his parents set him up with the name Dick Bush, he says he blames them completely. His mum now just tells her friends "oh, he makes porn."
Best job a film school grad ever landed, or the weirdest career in Britain?