shelby uchiha

archer ray 2019💙

[LEXX ⭐️ @youknowlex_]

she sent flowers to my job because i was having a bad day.. and the card said “ i promise to love you harder on your worse days” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 y’all I—

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

everyone: you need to eat

me: okay!

my brain: don’t eat. you’re fat and disgusting. you don’t fucking need it you fat bitch.

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

@pulte $Shelbz69 please 😣

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

i’m so tired. mentally exhausted.

[James @CaucasianJames]

any chiropractors wanna hangout. like once a week in ur office

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

@haileynclifford omfg SAME DUDE😍😭

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

the cutest pic of little man and i swinging. 🥺 his smile on his face is worth everything ❤️

[no quema cuh romance @gilineezy]

Anyways, here's wonderwall.

[buzz kill @Jasmineealexuus]

😂 stop pointing fingers at me

[COOCHIE MANE @josieee_g]

Her mindset will raise your kids. Not her body or looks. So choose wisely

[Paki Blinder @s41ah]

Guys 5’5 be singing “shawty a lil baddie” bro you are the shawty

[Skai @skaijackson]

I love blocking people when they are in the middle of typing.. HEHEHE SHUT UP

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The abbreviations for teaspoon and tablespoon are too similar and NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

i’m ready for libra season

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

@MaheshYadavX @fullsend no i got a blue and i don’t wanna sell it lol. i have the red full send one piece bathing suit i am trying to sell

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

i’m never ordering from @fullsend again man. i literally waited 28 fucking days to hear anything about my package, TO JUST GET MY LANYARD. LIKE BRUH WTF I ONLY GOT 3 things

[trish @ultragloss]

personally i do not think colleges and universities should be charging students full tuition in the midst of a pandemic which lowers the quality of learning tremendously by putting courses online and not adjusting the curricula but idk thats just me maybe im just quirky!

[shelby uchiha @cumplexshun]

it bothers me sooo much when someone takes a red hot dab off a nectar collector 🤣😩

[najma @thenajmahal]

i knew to stop referencing memes in public when i said “that shit hurted” twice & my colleague asked if english was my first language