Polish Bikeride

Chaos

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

If boobs had hair I’d be a barber. #bzzzzz

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Bro slap hits in softball are so gay. You’re already a dyke just swing the fucking bat. #heybattabatta

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

America should be thinking the same fucking thing. #gamestop #fuckminorities

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Being white is hard. It’s the same level of struggle that video games have with campaigns. It’s used to be fucking cool. Now we try and coexist with the liberal norms. It’s not cool to be fucking gay. It’s not cool to raise a flag that’s isn’t American. I need to resurrect halo.

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Someone give me a reason not to love coke and Xbox. #youcant

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

How much would a courtside WNBA ticket cost if they were all playing ass naked. #thinkaboutitthursday

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

I don’t think anyone loves my boys more than me. Nobody means more than the people you have to let go of. #5418

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Would you rather your ex girlfriend be on hinge and tinder or just be getting brutally fucked at frat parties. If they’re on hinge at least they’re desperate. #questionoftheday

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Finding out a girl has fake tits is like finding out Santa isn’t real. #inyourfacedisgrace

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Chicks who like Blink-182 are either elite in bed or just fat. #butnotblack

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Thinking about doing blow with Nick Swisher ALL day. #swishalish

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Why does no one ask me how fast I can run in my shoes anymore. Fucking scumbags. #showmeyourmuscles

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Would rather sacrifice my family than play pool basketball with a fat kid.
#ihatefatpeople

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Out here getting boners when a chick connects with me on linked in.
#bound2erupt

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

If you tie your jacket around you’re waist, don’t be surprised if it’s the last thing you ever do. #coatcheck #dontbeafaggot

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Dream blunt rotation. Jeremy Wade.
That’s it.
#FISHON

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

The more money you put against penn state the more often Jerry Sandusky comes up. #showerwithme #kidding #bicurious

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Being in a long car ride is like the holocaust times 11 million. #ugh

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Yeah we might be in trouble boys. But if anyone asks I was an extra for the pod race in phantom menace. #whoisthemenace #itsme #imthemenace

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

I love Halloween so much I did a billion drugs and made it longer than usual. This is Halloween. #skobeast #piratesaretight

[Polish Bikeride @cumsummer24]

Orange Juice and Sliced bread are on the same level. I love orange juice. Not too fond of minorities either. #saywhaaa #imdeadlyserious