unbjörkinate

a little bitch troll from hell

[unbjörkinate @cumwizard42069]

marx failed to consider the prostate

[Queen Mannie @DollyArmy2000]

If they were in Star Wars, they'd be hailed as heroes by western culture, but because they potentially saved the lives of actual Palestinian children, they'll always be smeared as terrorists.

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

This is the kind of thing small businesses are putting on their signs these days

[JAIL PHONE 🇵🇸 @JAIL_PHONE]

He looks like Livia Soprano

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Columbia had students who said this was true arrested, expelled, and stripped of their degrees. They were falsely accused of antisemitism by the international press and government for speaking out. What will the consequence be for the perpetrators admitting it? Probably nothing.

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

If this becomes standard, people will die and there is no recourse in the courts

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

you can really tell when someone is writing with the goal of being the greatest writer to ever live

[Robert Parigi @goodyprocta420]

There’s certain kind of older gay guy that loooooves wearing a moomoo at the beach or pool and I just know they feel so fucking puss wearing it

[e-beth @ebeth360]

@TMZ The operation was a success

[giovanni’s roomba @giovanniroomba]

Hoyt and Schermerhorn:

[unbjörkinate @cumwizard42069]

Perez hilton on live looking like a crab boil what's that about

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

me when i see a gag

[justice! @geminussy]

yea asap and you better provide a good alternative
#orelse

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

This is your city under capitalism.

[Fartinator @brapping11]

Hes so tea

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

“Black boys deserve to grow up.”