cunk cunkman

guy from canada that does silly stuff like music and art

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i just accidentally farted on my cat 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@vaneeza__ a pop star lmaooo

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@ilybanxx dying obviously

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@dawkosgames hi dawko

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i want to cover this song so fucking bad guys

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1 new vape
2 lines of coke
3 drinks from the bar
4 more lines of coke
5 guys fries
6 hits of my blunt
7 more lines of coke
8 pairs of shoes
9 bb belts
10 drunk cigarettes

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@WriteEditPJ sewing machine (i have a similar looking case on mine)

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@wiseconnector $200k salary and $300k in cash right now. i can get a new house with that kind of money, $7500 a month is WAY less than $200k/yr, i don't know what a fucking credit score is so maybe if i wasn't picking the $300k cash i'd do that instead, and i don't want to retire at 21 lol

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@Whotfismick watermrlon tbh

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@roziesta my cat or my computer usually

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@helioswya probably dying tbh

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@ohhanxiety everybody has told a lie at least once in their life and i can't trust anyone who says they haven't

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@Xylex_Starr and thats why i like medium difficulty cuz it's not so challenging that i feel i'll never win, but it's also not way too easy to be no challenge at all

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@ATRightMovies to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar or whatever its called i'm too high and the title's too long for me to remember correctly

it's the one with the funny drag queens and it was awesome enough for me to watch it at least 7 times i kinda lost count

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@aas_ker i'm 3 years younger than you and all i can say is:
- wash your ass
- get good life insurance because Anything Can Happen
- do your taxes on time
- see a doctor more than once a year

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@CTOTHELOS77 red, because taking blue would be playing god and there's consequences for fucking with forces we don't understand, + pain and disease are a part of life and rich people can afford decent medical care 👍

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@Matt_Pinner 4 because the 2 eggs you broke got fried and eaten in the next steps

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love how i could full on say the n word hard r on here or spout endless nazoid rhetoric and not face any consequences, but the moment i say cis the website goes "waaaa thats a slur are u sure u wanna post that"

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"cis" is no more a slur than "trans" is and i think that is the coldest take i have at the moment

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@pyropsia yeah i guess