Chris Downie

Founder, chief geek whisperer, hubby, father and occasional writer (he/him) 🇺🇦

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

@drostyboy I miss arguing with you in front of weissbier

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

@drostyboy Awesome. I've been looking for them but couldn't seem to find them anywhere.

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

Really enjoyed the Drush chat at #dcedi2010 thanks folks

[Phil Dearson @phildearson]

RT @melex: If you're British and went to college, this is evil genius - http://bit.ly/96u7k9 (via @mint_source)

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

What is it with the "giving it 110%" brigade (mainly made up of master chef hopefuls and footballers) It's basic maths you morons!

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

Playing hunt the developer today. The dreaded MANFLU has cost my team dearly... Will be force feeding porridge to the lads next week

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

@DJ_ENO there should have been more gore in 4 weddings. Maybe calling in 1 wedding and 3 funerals would have helped.

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

With all these new fancy NoSQL databases about I've decided to invent my own - HeBeGeBeDb - runs so fast it'll scare the sh*t out of you.

[Guardian Tech @guardiantech]

Google fixes privacy issues in Buzz http://bit.ly/cRU0o2

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

SQL don't live here no more: http://www.mongodb.org/display/DOCS/Home

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

downloaded unity 3D... now feeling motion sick. MANY hours of fun ahead.

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

@andygoodridge paranoid fun: join the wave late, wind back and see what everyone said about you when they thought you weren't there. nice.

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

Google Buzz, the last dude to turn up to the party - everyone else is already well oiled and snogging each other in the kitchen

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

... "why the double standard?"

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

today I am upgrading jokes: Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, sits down next to the horse and the horse turns to the barman and says...

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

Eliott McKeeman Downie born @ 10:19 6lbs exactly. Mum and baby doing great dad over the moon!

[Chris Downie @cunningblade]

One for the conspiracy theorists out there: http://ismichaeljacksondead.com/