rowan

here's the secret about magic: any cunt could do it. || hellblazer fan/art blog, dni if under 18. im 27

[rowan @cunstantinee]

@STRANGEBL4ZER time and space….

[rowan @cunstantinee]

how the fuck does one get a vgen reference please I need to do commissions

[spence 🛸 @ethereater137]

The only "white people" joke that offends me is our supposed love for coleslaw. FUCK NO!!! I hate coleslaw.

[Kellin 𖦹 @chastantines]

People who hate Chas Chandler are genuinely idiotic #IDGAAAFFFFFF He's John's thematic foil he's one of John's most important relationships and any reason you can possibly hate Chas for you can likely hate John for too #BYE!

[rowan @cunstantinee]

@mothiitea The only way I can even mildly see John excusing it is bc he has such a low opinion of himself that maybe he thinks he deserves it but it’s still really egghh

[rowan @cunstantinee]

I don’t really like Alec or Abby Holland bc they both raped John and pretty much got away with it

[rowan @cunstantinee]

It’s gonna fucking suck saying goodbye to him after Doomsday/Secret Wars bc I’ve been a fan of his since the first movie in 2016. Ten years. Blows.

[rowan @cunstantinee]

GOD I MISS STEPHEN STRANGE

[rowan @cunstantinee]

@canonplag See, casting Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was the best casting choice in the history of ever. Unfortunately that’s really the only bright spot about it to me

[rowan @cunstantinee]

mutuals what’s yalls thoughts on the Keanu Constantine and about the sequel?

[rowan @cunstantinee]

Absolute Constantine but he’s an average Joe who works a nine to five and has a family

[rowan @cunstantinee]

Biting my iPad in half I hate thisss

[rowan @cunstantinee]

My buddy my baby Quillie

[rowan @cunstantinee]

Epiphany and Gemma are girlfriends idc

[rowan @cunstantinee]

Man my hedgehog STINKS

[Devmalya Pramanik @TheWarblazer]

Hit n’ Run

Marc Spector : Moon Knight issue 7

[rowan @cunstantinee]

Guess who accidentally let their shop get robbed :)

[rowan @cunstantinee]

This is not my opinion I have just seen people claiming to be fans of him say this

[rowan @cunstantinee]

And then I spoil it all by saying stupid like “John Constantine is a slut”

[rowan @cunstantinee]

This just in I learned they’re not native to the uk fuck my stupid Baka life

[rowan @cunstantinee]

If there’s any bird you’d hear when John was around it’d be mourning doves