sardonic ☽

I choose violence💜

[sardonic ☽ @cunt3rella]

My snow bunny 🐰❄️

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[olive @graciemile0]

en bas au milieu elle a jamais dit ça

[steven‏ @fortinary]

2008 2026

[sardonic ☽ @cunt3rella]

The biggest disappointment of my life is that I live in Chicago after the rat hole era

[°⊱☾⊰° @torivandelle]

thinking about the chicago rat hole

[°⊱☾⊰° @torivandelle]

thinking about the chicago rat hole

[🪬woKale🇮🇪 Guita CEO @ThatKaleGuy]

Thousand year old tree died. Surely that’s not of any significance whatsoever

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

“Chicago Public Library cardholders can also redeem 24-hour codes to access the Times remotely by entering their library card number and PIN on the library’s website.”

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[sardonic ☽ @cunt3rella]

Do y’all know what unfortunately means?? Tired of the internet’s incessant overuse of this word

[amber! @corvophobia]

i follow this lady on tiktok who makes easy meals for her toddlers and unfortunately they work really well for me. shoutout moon and rue. anyway turkey sausage rolls

[issac @virgosxcxgroove]

Getting cockblocked by the fucking paparazzi I’d be fucking pissed off lmao

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

["Άρτζι, Μπούρτζι και λουλάς" @ArtziKai97748]

Ernest Hemingway with his cats.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

“All addictions are a low level search for God.”

- Carl Jung

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Europeans experiencing New Jersey on their way to the World Cup

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[🌙⭐️petalwave~🌙⭐️ @petalwave]

power outage at division blue line

[trin @glooomiii]

fun date idea: you go down on me while i online shop with your credit card

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette