cunt dracula

she/her

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

✅ Cheney died
✅ Zohran elected
✅ Miss Piggy movie

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Last night was an improv show

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

This is how it feels to be wasian talking about your non white side

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

her face after saying lumpia adobo always gets me likehdhshshs 😭😭😭😭

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Uhhhhh top dog? Yeah, I’ll take some top, dawg

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

i can't believe a good thing happened

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Started mourning the person I once was and never will be again but that I remembered:

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Can I pay for the consequences of my actions with Klarna?

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

i kinda miss tumblr wokeness… like can someone draw a nonbinary autistic mexican version of trump

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

You’d think that the surveillance state could tell me where I parked my car

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Mr Milchick when Mark S completed Cold Harbor:

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

😭😭😭

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Praise Kheer

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

person having asian fusion for the first time: no, the indian food is great, I just didn’t expect it to be chinese

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

people don’t appreciate the physical, emotional, and spiritual toll of carrying around triple D’s

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

they should assign airplane seats based on relative attractiveness and common interests like hinge. im here to find love.

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Just read a whole article instead of only the headline

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

my hobbies include healing my gut micro biome and absolutely destroying my gut micro biome

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Why do I pay the same amount of rent in February when there’s 1-3 fewer days than the other months

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i love to date a guy whose music career i do not believe in at all

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

If I was an innie I would punish my outie by binging all day

[cunt dracula @cunt_draculaa]

Do you guys like any of these