@thatbilloakley Maybe they don't know of any other kind of mayo than the jiggly, oily, Kraft caulking I do so love. Try Asian mayo, or maybe an elote/creme style. There's a world of mayo's.
Dear @TheRock, my 11 followers and I would like you to run for president as suggested by @jockowillink. You seem like a good listener so that would be a pleasant change.