_______C*NT_ she is_

shoe size higher than your IQ!

[K² @kiiirraaa_]

Using work hours to apply for other jobs >

[mar ♡ 🍅🧚‍♀️💐 @writerintheday]

yeah breakup sucks but have you ever been rejected from a job that you were so perfect for that it was all you hoped for since you saw the listing.

[OG XO FAN @kerubae3]

a car is such a blessing

the mobility it gives you>>>

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

January: "this year I refuse to overload myself with work"

August:

[Sonibare Damilola @SonibareDammy]

A moving babe would surely meet her fully funded scholarship 🥹

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

parents really be like "i know my child" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

When all fails, I’m becoming a religious grifter. Coz you guys are very easy actually 🙂‍↔️

[𝓂𝓇𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸💋 @naijamaneater]

my non religious ass when it’s time to check my result

[𝓡𝓮𝓷𝓮🧚🫧ᥫ᭡ @sheisafairyyy]

I guess I will just accept to burn in hell for not caring if a man wants to love another man 😂😂😂😂

Afterall, it’s really none of my business and won’t lose sleep over it

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love sarcastic people with extensive vocabularies.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever made pinterest, thank you.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Okay so basically the worst case scenario is happening all the time

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

UEDCL in 3 days you will start to cough !!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.

[Hiroo Onoda @HirooOnodaon]

But man I enjoyed campus! 10/10 if you don’t count exam periods 👏🏽

[Ki @Kitranada]

When I get asked what’s been going on with me for the last 2-3 months & I can’t say much because idk either

[NyaLacekocot ᥫ᭡ @HerAcholiness]

Adulting, zero marks.

I swear I’m tired.