Grafton Uranus

Half-human, half-assed. Full-time web part-timer.

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@TinkeredThinker Their planet, their socioeconomicpolitical system. Some sort of interparliamentary courtesy between planets. O, and Ani's an archetypal Filipino migrant worker.

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@teddyboylocsin 8 hours is a looong flight. Sit at the back. By yourself. Someone ought to stop by and chat for a while coming out from the toilet. Be ready with an inquiring thumbs up. Bring up Uranus.

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@hecklerforever8 D. Kapatid ar sanggang-dikit ni Lino

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@rosselle In my heyday, it might be "na-in despair".

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@mlq3 Aren't those just sanitation compliant/glorified carinderias?

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@hecklerforever8 It has the same stench of Enrile's Wak-wak "ambush" of '72. Defense minister, inambush, paktay ang kotse. 50 years later, yung bagong upong Senate President, nakaranas ng putukan sa loob ng poder niya, mula sa mga security forces niya, paktay ang frosted panels.

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@mlq3 @arjaguirre Say again? Expedite an acuittal?

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@mlq3 @lyndajumilla How do you put it? Adled bible-adled?

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@mlq3 "Gwavity" vs Elmer Fudd.

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@teddyboylocsin "inguso" isn't included in the Oxford English Dictionary yet. Po. Nangangati ako kung "make nguso to the seat" ang gagamitin. Ewww.

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@mlq3 Still can't let go dreaming of a Lin Manuel take on Mabini yet.

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@teddyboylocsin Uranus is a biiiiiig gaseous planet....

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@teddyboylocsin Straddler....

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@teddyboylocsin Smart call. We need to protect our bastions against the demographic winter. The one on crutches is too lame and the other guy wouldn't see you offering by pouting your lips to your seat, anyway.

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@teddyboylocsin @hussain786_fkh Wow. Had the same instinct. The proximity of L to K shows the Freudian slip.

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@teddyboylocsin Ask @dongabay: What's the opposite of saklolo?

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@mlq3 Personally, a feeling that a ChatGPT ponente dud it in.

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@teddyboylocsin *...thst all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who who outdrew you...* still rings enigmstic to me. Closely behind Eddie Peregtina*s *What am I living for? It's nuts for youhooo!!!"

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@teddyboylocsin Which rendition, the ride into the sunset Cohen or the hauntingly angelic Buckley?

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@teddyboylocsin The one in the foreground did an air abacus thingy. Just like when some of us do air drumming and air guitar riffs with music that listen to. That kid may be working with tactile memory, ours is on pure aspirstional imagination.