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Post-Ad Hoc Ergo Prostate Hockey. I write separately only to note, in latin, that this is substantively a legal issue, procedurally… so it’s pretty technical.

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@TDRColorado I think it’s more like saying pencils write.

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Cowards.

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Standing up is the real mans way to sit at a table with friends because martin lutheran wasn’t just a king, he was a man dammit and men stand up when they don’t have a reservation.

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Hey buddy it’s so weird what a coincidence I called you @elonmusk lol random btw any chance you can get me a table at twitter tonight. I’m with like 5 guys but 4 are super cool.

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Fine, just a chair then fuck the table.

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I hate american cars, @elonmusk I’ve spent a fortune (which is a lot of money for most of you) filling my tesla up with gas this month and this fucking thing still wont go. God damn made in china gasoline probably lost its juice frying vegan spring rolls for obama

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No one ever texts me back on this shit. Thanks @elonmusk … for nothing. I’m an insincere nihilist so good luck to everyone except you because you don’t need it… you should go with the great luck it has better milage.

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If they got some new wave acai bowl some shit I’m down to complain aboit the price and then enjoy it alone.

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I forgot if we like hippies or not right now.

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What? “Preposition” is not a preposition? Why don’t you suck something you like to suck on you dyson (pronounced die son, Imm your daddy). Prep my sition. Sition peolly means dick, look it up. From.

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Fuck it, always end a sentence with a preposition.

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Never end a sentence with a preposition, no matter where they come. From.

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Do what you did with the volume buttons with brightness bro @Apple

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@elonmusk I am the opposite of progress, I am the wall it bashes up against and I will not break dance

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@cryptochicmia @elonmusk Fuck