Just a swell gal

The very forward tales of a backwards book…

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@zachdaulton Zach I totally respect this 100% but with that video gone our emo nights here in NY aren’t complete. Original fans here!

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@zachdaulton How can I find that video you made back in the day called “How to be a man” or whatever, I’ve been quoting it for over 10 years and can’t find it 🥺

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@WheelerWalkerJ7 WHY WONT YOU CUM 2 NY DAMNIT

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump i smell photoshop

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@EricTrump what does your house look like Eric?

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@tacobell you used to make me so happy and now you are causing me so much damn pain

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@JesseMeester @PressSec I utterly long for you to be deported.

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@charlottedobre Hey Char! there’s no reason for me to watch io anymore because it’s missing my favorite gravy potato face 😫

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@yourwetsock *blair god i’m awful

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@yourwetsock only #1 in the world because Blaire is a total babe

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@yourwetsock your SIMP radar is also quite en pointe 👌

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@charlottedobre bacon, sour cream, chives, cheese, all the fixins 🥔

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@charlottedobre You’re most likely a baked potato

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@charlottedobre All I can say is all hail the 🥔 👸

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

Hey @AldiUSA, just wanted to let you know that your Barrissimo Iced Coffee Latte’s can double as a stink bomb. Upon opening I took one sip and something was NOT RIGHT, now how do I get my ENTIRE apartment to stop smelling like a rotten egg????

[Big Theory Goth GF @jamie_elizabeth]

Quar life, day ??: Have realized all my “interests” and “relationships” were just a distraction from life’s true purpose of petting cats and ruminating about communism

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

My thoughts are as free as a bird

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

okay bitches i’m back

[Just a swell gal @cuntemporary]

@RychcikShauna i’m a diagnosed adhdiva...