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sticky and stinky but not covered in bugs :: she/her

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theatre kids at the local waffle house performing their opening number for two sleep deprived waiters at 12:45 am

https://t.co/gSeRAtugNx

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the three types of men that live in brooklyn

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@brittyn_dion menace

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in my grandpa joe era (bedridden unless something fun comes along)

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acting like a sim by marching in place when someone cuts off my walking path

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@madzpilch i’ve been eating so many raisins that i am turning into raisin

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in my raisin era

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sometimes prayers are answered 🙏

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@brittyn_dion @astrologybot_ yikes

[The Real Todoroki 🔥🧊 @iheart_Ari]

This girl teaching her cat pole tricks got me ctfu

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@brittyn_dion giving the fans what they want

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@brittyn_dion def @madzpilch

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@bethgrips i’m so sorry for your (abi’s) loss

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@brittyn_dion who is he to say arch support is not hot?????

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this is so funny to me

[jár @jarodzsz]

me explaining how i'm going to move to new york with rapidly depleting savings and without a job

[miss u @piranha732]

this woman just farted so loud in the bathroom i could just feel she was embarrassed so i farted back just to make her not feel so alone

[alex @alex_abads]

a fetus has never written anything as good as Rhiannon

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how i’m holding up in 2022