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Respectively Savage

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Hospital bags are packed. These next few weeks can fly by now, thx.

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Someone tell my hips I’m having a c-section and they can quit getting ready for labor. 😩

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I’m over today. 😔

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Today has been rough. 😩

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My allergies need to fuck off right now. 🤧

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Current situation: stuck in my own damn bathroom. 😐

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Stars game tonight, and then the weekend off. Exactly what I need after this week. 🙌🏻

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Wanna sleep for 3 days straight.

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My dog just chewed up my favorite pair of glasses, and I want to kill her.😡

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I’m over adulting today. 😩

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I just made the first smoothie in my new blender. 😍

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Naps have become my favorite hobby.

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Hi. My hips hurt. 😩

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🤫🤫

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This is just the best birthday ever.

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I’ve never been so unexcited for my birthday in my life.

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Today is not my day.

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I thought I was going to get to sleep in this weekend, but noooo my animals think they need to eat at the same time every day.

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@Spencer_Humber got whataburger without me, and now I’m questioning if he loves me or not.

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@adequatekris A super soft, queen sized blanket!

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Tonight is the first time ever I’ve gotten a good gift in white elephant.🙌🏻