coleslaw

scorpio ☼ | aries☽ | gemini ↑ | she/they | wet noodle

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

wow i really don’t get on here no more oop

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

please, someone tell me who gave @VanessaHudgens the approval for her british accent in the princess switch? bc it’s by far the most outrageous thing i have heard since the dawn of time.

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@bbuk that eviction was horrible 😩 poor matty #BigBrotherUK #BBUK

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

dylan and paul gotta go 👋🏻 #BigBrotherUK #bbuk

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@1_ashhley @bbuk yeah, someone else replied and reminded me that big bro is known for twists and turns. so it could be just preparation in the event of a nasty, unexpected, eviction. i hadn’t considered that. i can definitely understand that reasoning. 😅

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@bbuk can someone explain to me like i’m 5, why all the housemates get dressed up for the live evictions like they’re the ones abt to dip the house? i’d be in my comfies, me. #bigbrotheruk #BBUK

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@stephilou8 @bbuk oh… you know what. that’s a very good point. i hadn’t thought of that. 😂

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@Tom_Muzzy_2001 @bbuk they’re likely to be on the magazines and etc regardless, tbf. that’s why i don’t understand specifically dressing up for the live shows, but not every other day when cameras are on them 24/7. even though, it would be realistically unattainable to be dressed to impress all hours.

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@1_ashhley @bbuk i considered that, but i equally see no real difference between live TV or them just being on TV in general.

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

#BigBrotherUK #BBUK: “and the next person to be evicted from the big brother house is [long dramatic pause]”

the subtitles:

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@ITVX is rly out here tryna make my ears work overtime #BigBrotherUK #BBUK

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@ITVX is rly out here tryna force my ears to work overtime
#BigBrotherUK #BBUK

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

hahshdhdhehs ngl, i only recently figured out you’re meant to greet people with more than just “hello” in emails

[Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho]

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

i need this shirt bc it’s so true and he’s so real for this

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@felicityptweets lmfjsjs yes? 😵‍💫

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

not me trying to poop in a public toilet and a pack of teen girlies come in talking about their fave eyebrow. LEAVE! IMMEDIATELY!

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

not an ad for travel insurance being the first one to come on after the titan submersible info doc on channel 5 😯

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@EmphaticPanda OH THIS IS A POWER OUTFIT

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

@SiannElizabeth @Pandamoanimum i hate how accurate it is 😂

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

(fyi, you don’t even need to think it looks good or even want to wear it yourselves to acknowledge smaller, hetero bodies have done this before without as much ridicule).

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

ngl, anyone slating @samsmith rn needs to rly question their biases.

[coleslaw @cuntradicktions]

just say you’re fatphobic, transphobic, homophobic and go.