mike

[mike @cuntservice]

Via Wikileaks:"Brett, why didn't you send me a penis pic? --John Madden"

[mike @cuntservice]

The sun is cutting into y eye, even though it is the day after I went to the bar to get retarded. It's a quality sunset. So nice.

[mike @cuntservice]

Can you hear the gun? Can you hear it, cock?

[mike @cuntservice]

Hey God,
You're full of shit, but let's fuck with reality. Game on.

[mike @cuntservice]

So it is accepted as a pyramid-Humans are top level predators-feed the humans-but the Pyramid is thin based column. Falling on your face!

[mike @cuntservice]

You motherfuckers better recognize Brasil! IMF on notice. CIA on notice. NSA on notice. Freedom is let out of its cage!

[mike @cuntservice]

An honest man broke down; he became an idealist-then broke down; he became intelligent: then he broke down and became an average man;;;)))

[mike @cuntservice]

Is it "Orgies for Dummies" or "Orgys for Dummies"? Is that actually a book?

[mike @cuntservice]

If I knew how to rap I'd call myself Pyroclastic Flow.

[mike @cuntservice]

Your pupil is a black star and your iris is the event horizon.

[mike @cuntservice]

Nothing makes you feel better than a pretty girl who is afraid to be alone.

[mike @cuntservice]

Jewelry ad- "Hey honey I went to K. So tonight you're gonna let me stick it in your A."