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1-800-HOT-CUNT

[. @cuntssandra]

guy buying me a beer cause he cut me in line: “are you alone?”
me: “almost always :-)”
“okay…?”

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i witnessed the first live performance of Melatonin and it was biblical

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pls for the love of god say jk life was just getting good again

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the most smartest

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proof that there are alternate timelines of my soul living life to the fullest

[Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions]

Guy in my plumbing class said his wife drinks 30 beers a day and wakes him up for sex at 4am

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mommy miley mommy miley mommy miley

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

girl whatever

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@paramountplus is the worst app you could have on your tv idk who developed this piece of shit but DAMN

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Counting to ten has kept me from strangling so many people

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what is tom cruise doing tonight jw

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god i wish this was real

[seamus @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes my dad easier to talk to

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everyone is tweaking out mentally on levels i have never seen before be safe

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idk if I’m allowed to say I’m spiraling at this age but things will be rocked off the tracks

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great I’m a psycho again

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

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:/ i was having such a great morning

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texting the text man for texts 28 days in a row and it’s gotten me nowhere

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i have free will so i lay on my horn when i drive by the cops blocking roads for construction

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i want to forehead kiss every spurs player

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@sodazerosugar