cowboy husband

I am TEETH

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

This is nothing. Spotify tried to get me to listen to AI generated country songs about butt fucking after a Lucinda Williams album finished

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

@uhnito I have one of these I would mail him to u if I could

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

Cigarettes are lowkey goated in situations where giving them to my actually you know what. Stupid tweet. I shoyld kill myself

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

@uhnito These are so goated

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

I fw fujoshis any fujoshis wanna fag out w me

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

Me when I hang out with my beautiful lady friends

[Oscar @divno_aine]

i wanna get this on a shirt

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

shes gone car crach

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

Thought of a funny tweet earlier but forgot it. Life is full of pain

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

Telling a nurse what you've been doing then having her shake her head and tell you to stop feels worse than being shot in the stomach

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

I didn't gain consciousness until like a year and a half ago completely disregard anything I said before then

[𝐸𝐵 @___eb__]

Oh no

[۟harrison ford’s gay dog @mavsaviators]

rest in peace val kilmer

[cowboy husband @cuntstorm]

I miss u val kilmer

[mads @madsyedda7]

never letting the world forget about these val kilmer moments