— BETH.

will you forget about your love for me?

[ً @kreophagos]

one day, you will have to stomach that you can save some of them, or none of them. it will feel like a knife in the gut that you grip to twist yourself, because hope is the greatest killer of all.

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

darkness will spare my soul.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

provided he's clean.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

he gets to go inside the house and sleep on the bed.

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

does he get benefits from that

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

he does have a job!! his job is being my little baby who was just born.

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

that’s basically having an arts degree. no jobs in that.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

he has a degree in being just a little baby who was just born.

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

why is he a professor. doesn’t even wear glasses.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

look at my baby and try and tell me he hasn't been here long before us.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

so do you!!!!

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

Poinks has fat that can be rendered.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

@kirkwallsrogue ...

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

it's not even weird to believe professor poinks will outlive you!! crunchy's like, thirty!!

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

I Will Kill Us All.

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

with barbecue sauce….

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

NO YOU WILL NOT!!!!!

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

I’m making pork chops.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

i haven't asked professor poinks if he can do that but i don't imagine so!

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

because you're the only one out of the three of us who can die! i think!

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

WHY AM i THE DEAD ONE THEN

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

@kirkwallsrogue get back from what? 😀

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

he's like some kind of steak.

[♜ R o o k ♜ @ofowleyes]

marinating .

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

I'M NOT KILLING PROFESSOR POINKS

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

wow I didn’t think you were making bacon that fast

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

@kirkwallsrogue i know, right? it's like a mudbath. imagine how nice his face will look! he doesn't look like he washes it much.

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

not with his corpse!

[Hawke. @whosechampion]

can a man not enrich his sisters pig

[— BETH. @cuordibetulla]

@kirkwallsrogue i poked little noseholes out of the mud i encased him in so he can breathe.