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Protector of the commonwealth

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@EASFCDirect You are ruining my life

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Fuck you frontier airlines

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If your company’s commercial comes on during red zone I commit to never give you any money

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Chargers Chiefs recap

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@platan0p0wer Redownloaded and up to legendary arena. Are we so fucking back??

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Deleted Clash Royale and spending more time with my friends and family

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Antivaxers are no longer allowed to take ozempic. This I declare.

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@platan0p0wer Hacksaw ridge type shit

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Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

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Huda really has a MAGA style following. Has not had a decent connection this entire game and you people keep voting for her

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America you are so fucking dumb. Vote off the only couple that actually likes each other #loveislandsusa

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Big Beautiful Bill Cosby the way it takes advantage of the most vulnerable people

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Okay so what dastardly shit did Huda do in that challenge to get the whole island to be so upset. I thought she just threw a little ass #LoveIslandUSA

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@GavinNewsom Gav I live in Los Angeles and if you win I would like a small piece of the pie

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I can assure you ma’am we have placed our best set of cock and balls on the case

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Don’t worry sir we have our largest cock on the case

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All my homies fuck with Zohran

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If the US gets bombed I’d be unbearably annoying to the republicans in my life