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heinz doofensmirtz is my biological father

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this life may not be glamourous but it's all mine :) *takes 4 extra strength tylenol and goes into work*

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I tried my hardest to make it back to you but it just wasn't in the cards for us. forgive me

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NC fish license plate #1917 thank you for keeping pace with me for like 50 straight miles. I'm sorry I screwed it up by getting behind that U-Haul, I was scared to miss my exit. I miss you so bad

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why is kermit the frog always manspreading like crazy

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@ftmshoresy our relationship is facing major geographical challenges

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@ftmshoresy LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I'M CRYING

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@ftmshoresy wishing I was trans and horny in portland rn

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@kiickback how r you gonna kill me if ur eaten buddy 🤔🧐

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I'm so hungry I could literally eat @kiickback

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@kiickback

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

when natural disaster happens clearly caused by climate change and people start talking about how it’s god and putting tinfoil hats on instead

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.

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@HerndonGearis oh please, that's laughable. as if brian thompson had any regard for human life

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cooing at my sourdough starter like it's my pet

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@ftmshoresy WUAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS YEAR

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@ftmshoresy HARD ROCK NICK DIED ?!?!?!!;!?!!!;!??!!(?!?!

[katia 𐦍 @katiaontour]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the straight rupaul from the hit movie “but i’m a cheerleader”?

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@mothiccore THANK YOU I LOVE YOUUUUU

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birthday

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@ashdrinksjuice thank