Joe Stearns

Wartburg College grad. this is probably going to be 80% retweets. my b

[Joe Stearns @cupofJoe00]

Me the last week of mayterm vs today

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Noah Shannon:
-Placed 1 bet for $10 on a women’s basketball game.
-Turned himself in.
-NCAA banned him for the season and ended his career

Brendan Sorsby:
-Over 2,000 bets placed.
-$90,000 in bets.
-Found eligible to play.

Make it make sense…

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

god why does everything have to be so weird and stupid

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

TUCKER CARLSON: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.”

This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker.

[Dan Therriault @dantherriault]

The strategy of a “double-tap” strike, bombing first, waiting, and bombing again, is to kill survivors, rescuers, civilians and emergency medical workers. This is why the Geneva Conventions define this double-tapping as a potential war crime.

In the case of the school in Minab, the US in the second strike was killing parents in horror over the children being killed in a surprise attack and trying to find them.

This is the greatest number of civilians killed by the US military since the My Lai Massacre in the Vietnam War.

This strike on schoolgirls was perpetrated on the very first day of the war. When all strikes were meticulously planned in advance.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

hey maga, you got duped

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Your tax dollars being used to raise your gas prices.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

FLASHBACK

Lindsey Graham on Trump: “He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party, he doesn’t represent the values that our men and women in uniform are fighting for.”
(December 2015)

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Dylan Raiola is to Patrick Mahomes as Will Compton is to Dan Katz

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

We banned overdraft fees. Trump brought them back.

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

You sure about that? 😏

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

It's funny that they tried this one for like 12 hours before giving up on it.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Can a single MAGA voter defend this?

[DOP @IowaDOP]

Iowa 22 Personnel All-Century Offense

QB: Mark Gronowski
FB: George Kittle
RB: Shonn Greene
TE: TJ Hockenson
TE: Dallas Clark
WR: Marvin McNutt
LT: Robert Gallery
LG: Eric Steinbach
C: Tyler Linderbaum
RG: Brandon Scherff
RT: Tristan Wirfs

[Colton Denning @Dubsco]

Matt Rhule decided telling Nebraska fans he won't be Penn State's head coach wasn't enough - he needed to show them

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

The President is currently selling $500 watches on TV.

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

I didn’t want to do this, but silence is no longer an option.

State of the ‘Gami.

[NutBush Villain @nutbushvillain]

@nicksortor