IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!
i love it when a very funny and unserious woman has a baby and then they start bein funny and unserious with the baby as a sidekick. it brings me so much joy lol
3-4 inches of snow is actually a lot.., it’s actually a lot when you see it in person. But you can still have fun with it…..9-12 inches.. you wouldn’t even know how to even be able to function, with that amount. You can’t do anything with that.
My fav thing abt ppl from church who followed me on insta ages ago is they’re always the first to view my slutty little stories like yeah bitch you’d be like this too if you were a real fornicator
someday I’ll get pregnant for real and I’ll have to take my bellybutton ring out and everyone will see the scar and know I was a baddie in a past life 💔