jo

weirdo

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

This is what it feels like tweeting during the 2024 election.

[tara @proletarat]

“This pic will be in future history books”

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Me every time a new supreme court decision comes out lately

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

well well well

[jo @cupofjoanna]

i know i'm in my late twenties because i watched (2) health documentaries & now all i can think about is nuts & beans

[jo @cupofjoanna]

help i didn't do my duolingo for 2 days now that birds at my house threatening to shoot my cat if i don't practice asking people how they are in spanish

[jo @cupofjoanna]

not me choking and crying behind my bar like i just took a dab hit when all i did was eat a saltine too fast

[jo @cupofjoanna]

sometimes i pronounce words incorrectly because i am
a big reader who doesn't talk to smart people very often

[jo @cupofjoanna]

i like to call the thin layer of nonsense and trash that covers the interior of my car burglar insurance

[trash jones @jzux]

book club seems fun but this month i’m doing “dream club,” where my friends all write down a dream they had recently and the entire group psychoanalyzes the dream

[jo @cupofjoanna]

taylor tomlinson coming out as bi in her third netflix special is my new roman empire

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Been a while since someone posted this one guess it’s my turn

[jo @cupofjoanna]

"ok so we're gonna keep the name the chiefs,
but we're gonna put the phrase
'end racism'
over our scoreboard"

[jo @cupofjoanna]

being in my late twenties means i put on the white turtleneck AFTER i eat spaghetti

[jo @cupofjoanna]

me to myself: if you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough!!