kyle tasch

A big mouth with even bigger dreams. comedian. musician. goon.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

“I know you used Canva on that flyer.” is the new “I know you used ai on that flyer.”

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

This beach got WiFi?

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I’m gonna start an Alan Parsons Project cover band called “The Alan Parsons Project Project.”

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

I feel sorry for my dad’s ai. 👴🤖

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

“I’ll be quick” always means they won’t be.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

I get @sonicdrivein slushes, Coke Zero flavor, all the time.

But you can never order them on the app.

So I’m missing all these rewards.

This is what keeps me up at night… 🌜

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

What do you call a datebook on wheels?

A Roman calendar.

I made that up please contact me for use. ©️

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Futurama is not the best show to fall asleep to.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Just had a dream I had a pet gecko and also my iPhone could smell.

[Danny Rockett @SonRanto]

The #Cubs have lost 9 times in a row.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Get your fix in. 🎸

#TheLastWaltz by #TheBand leaves @PrimeVideo in 7 days.

@TheBandFilm #VanMorrison #MuddyWaters @jonimitchell @bobdylan @Neilyoung #StapleSingers @EricClapton @EmmylouSongbird #drjohn @NeilDiamond @ScaryMovie #ronniehawkins

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Ok world!!!! I’ll like Phil Collins… are you happy now?!?!?

#givingin #hadenough #PhilCollins #submission

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

So I bought a $4500 warranty through @Assurant @Hyundai Napleton in Urbana, Illinois.

Let me get this straight.

$180 if the problem turns out to not be covered…. Are you kidding me? No way I’m gambling on that.

I will never get another warranty thru a dealership again.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Roast comedy is dumb!!!!!!!

(It’s ok in small doses or when done appropriately.)

Let’s not turn comedy into high school bully humor.

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

And then the sandwich was gone.

Like a breeze that blew once in the wind.

Whoever might remember a single gust of wind?

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

My favorite tv is the post game show after your team loses.

@cubs @WatchMarquee #Cubs #losing #heyhey #mlb

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

My ai is the luckiest ai of them all!!! 🤖

#ai #tech #techhumor #techbro #whatthetech

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Cubs, what is this, amateur hour?

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

Baseball would be way better with 2 baseballs at a time.

#mlb #cubs #baseball ⚾️🧢 #ideas

[kyle tasch @cupofkyle]

When you see the Amazon Prime truck, you must say “Well, well, well. Look who it is.”