tess ᯓ★

your second favourite frontman’s second favourite frontman

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

hello fellow purple/blue readers here are some book recs

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

rip phil dunphy you would have loved the now you see me movies

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

was shipping a thing back in the 1940s. did people watch citizen kane and see homoerotic tension between charles and jed. did they write yaoi about it

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

nz pr has never been so high

[george @StokeyyG2]

The average New Zealand training session

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

the nz $50 banknote is the only currency in the entire world that depicts a mushroom so this is objectively true. also the birds are tough as fuck

[based JAFA @Zeleksaira]

New Zealand Dollar mogs

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

been playing sudoku so much that it’s started infiltrating my dreams and my every waking thought. it genuinely hasn’t been this bad for me since i was addicted to wordle omg

[gum @phujoshi]

having adhd is the most embarrassing thing of all time. like yes, i have the “you people can’t do anything” disorder. yes, i actually can’t do anything.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

“i’m sick of small talk i don’t want to discuss the weather” you fool. you absolute imbecile. the weather is NOT small talk it influences our lives DAILY it is extremely serious. one of my most used apps is weather

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[shivani @soshivaniofher]

[reading a book in second person] how dare you accuse me of doing all that

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

skilfully manipulating people into doing things for me by asking nicely

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

I can’t believe I have to share a collective consciousness and universal spirit with you people

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

when you’re sleepy so you lowkey sleep

[tess ᯓ★ @cuppingtea]

STANDING IN THE YARD. DRESSED LIKE A KID. THE HOUSE IS WHITE AND THE LAWN IS DEAD. THE LAWN IS DEAD. THE LAWN IS DEAD

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.