☀️raye☀️

I’m only on here because I don’t want to not be • they/he/she/whatever floats your boat

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

@kaufmosis how do i downvote a tweet

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

i’m trying to roast british people but she’s shitting 😔

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

when she won’t gleek in your thussy :/

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

jesus died for your sins but sis i’m living for them 💅

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

opening my xfinity app when i try to open twitter

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

overheard on the streets of seattle:
“it’s a 30 minute walk”
“30 dollars?!”
“no 30 minutes”
“oh… how far are we from utah?!”

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

boycott the brooklyn pharmacy, they deadnamed my girlfriend

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED OUT ON BOOBS BECAUSE I WAS DOING SWEET KARATE MOVES!!

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

someone said “everyone acts like marvel movies have been bad ever since disney bought them” and i said “bc they are” and the room went fucking silent. one girl actually just got up and left

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

why do ppl act like you dropped a slur when u admit that you don’t like marvel movies?

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

i think apple is discriminating against my dog :/

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

@jo_c_sten @Claire_says_hi semi-accurate for both of you

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

take my iasip quiz 🔫

https://t.co/YlZmKIERuJ

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

the only true ally

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

It’s a rainbow too

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

bro better watch out bro. my three weed smoking girlfriends saw you from across the bar and hate your vibe. they’re hunting you for sport bro. if you smell something dank that means they’re closing in. fucking run bro.

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

i like how energy drinks try to appear healthy by listing vitamins on the top of the can like,,, babe i’m only drinking you because you’re marginally better for me then cocaine

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

if i didn’t have a cat, who else would throw up in my work shoes?

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

thank god i have a cat. who else would rub her mysteriously slimy tail on my new tattoo?

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

who else would get scared of my head and smack me awake when i’m taking a nap?

[☀️raye☀️ @cupsofdairy]

@jo_c_sten what if 😳😳we started pride 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨with the same english vocabulary score 🫣😳🍆