I want to draw foot worship stuff so good that even people who aren't into it and don't like feet look at it and go "fuck that's like one of the single most erotic things I've ever seen"
Tumbling into the plush insole of a pair of slippers, worn so often the scent of their owner has never really faded. The view of the heavenly feet about to slide in after you banish any thoughts of leaving. You'll be trapped in there for a long, long time~
so your roommate misses rent, you put them in your birks, squish them with your paws, then go to 'the craigslist' and find a new roommate who will also miss rent immediately afterwards? it kind of sounds like you're just feeding poor people to your paws.