Ryan Curran

Full time dweeb

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Recently ate a piece of bacon that looks like a giant man walking away from you

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Bro wtf is my YouTube algorithm trying to get me to watch

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One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was when I was getting my hair cut by a hot stylist and she asked me what kind of music I listen to. I said “California coasting” and explained it was music to fit the vibe of driving around SoCal. She was silent the rest of the cut

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A regal gentleman came to work

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Been eating a lot of food from Gas Stations recently and now I can see through walls

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@mrandjarv Hey man, thanks for watching. Sadly I don’t have much of an online portfolio, so the answer is no. But who knows what may happen in the future! I would actually love to make regular content running games, and can see myself doing if the pieces come together.

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Been coming in an hour early to work recently and it is finally catching up to me

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When I am DM’ing and I tell my players no

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New tongue twister:

prescient present president

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How I been feeling at my job recently

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Chili’s no longer sells skillet queso

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Showing my boss pics on my phone and he swiped over to this one.

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@TRKCarpenter You witnessed a miracle of nature

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Snyder bros in shambles

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Sagging at the San Diego zoo rn

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My local food truck just gave me tacos and said “consume slowly and enjoy the flavors” instead of “have a nice day”

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When you ask your girl if she wants Italian tonight

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Life update: I am engaged

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Magneto should always be taking the iron out of people’s blood. So efficient!