turd pardo

only dumb thoughts

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

Someone save this influencer

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Why is the new Smokey the bear is such a goddamn nerd

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“fr tho that kid really ripped it on the drums” - 2nd wise man on the way back

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@USBankTower why aren’t your lights blue at the top?? This is your fault

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Very upsetting that the cgi ducklings in the new dawn commercial have adult voices

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me watching Unknown Number

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I forgot that this is what it's all about

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

bro is too stupid to think of food

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

Damn it was about a gorilla this whole time

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

Me: going out with the guys tonight, you and your friends should roll thru

Her: idk maybe, are your friends cute?

Me: yeah

My friends:

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

Check on your friends who sing suddenly Seymour at karaoke

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I’m over these fires gimme some fries

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

me everytime I see the mailman

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Me and the boys whenever we see a big dog

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The New York Yankees can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

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Mr. Met, in both name and form, has to be the laziest concept for a mascot there’s ever been

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Honestly I’m kinda impressed Trump correctly used the word “concept”

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@mattxiv Speak for yourself. I ain’t met her but I know deep down that somehow, someway, she yearns for me

[turd pardo @TylerPoop]

There are two types of dudes in the chat