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𝐨𝐭𝟑 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 ⨾ 𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙰͟ is anxious the whole day and finally breaks. 𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙱͟ lays down on the couch with them to cuddle and calm them down,while 𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙲͟ cooks dinner and makes tea.
𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙰͟ thinks that 𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ 𝙱͟ didn’t recognize them as a celebrity and they kind of like that,but 𝙱͟ definitely recognized them and just didn’t want to be rude.
𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙰͟ and 𝙱͟ are in public and having trouble keeping their hands off each other. they decide there’s only one solution: bathroom stall quickie.
𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙰͟ and 𝙱͟ are the only two people in these really gross coed college dorm showers and "hOLy MOTHER OF GOD THAT IS THE BIGGEST ROACH I’VE EVER SEEN CAN YOU PLEASE COME KILL IT. OH MY GOD!!"
𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙰͟ usually is a very gentle person, but they got so riled up that their dominate side emerges, astonishing 𝙿͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝚂͟𝙾͟𝙽͟ ͟𝙱͟ in the process.
𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 ⨾ shouting at each other across the room doesn’t count as having a proper conversation about your feelings. wouldn’t you rather all of this be private, anyway?
𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 ⨾ so i think we’ve all accepted that i’m going to die at this point, but since you’re a historian can you at least make my death really cool?
they used to have a routine of avoiding each other or only exchanging snarky comments if they had to meet. but suddenly PERSON A seems eager to change their routine. now hardly a day goes by without PERSON B being bombarded by compliments and it’s … weird.