manic pixie dream girl

professional yapper

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Sorry Fleetwood Mac but the celebrity with the most iconic beef is now ICE T vs everyone

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Nobody asked your Clownass..

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Back in middle school this old ass gym teacher gave me the nickname Lady Gaga. I was absolutely bullied for this nickname but looking at it now… it’s kinda iconic. I’ve always been THAT GIRL!!!

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Sometimes I forget I went to a party school until I say things like “thirsty Thursday”

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Some of the freshman on campus thought I was one of them and got ASTONISHED when I told them my real age. Like y’all think I’m 18?! I know I’m getting pranked now where the cameras at

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Afton after being online all day and not getting Taylor Swift tickets.

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

RIP Bo Burnham. You would’ve loved Joe Biden dropping out of the election.

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

THIS IS MY SECOND WORST SURPRISE SONG LOSS

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift performing a mashup of "it's time to go" and "Better Man" at today's show! #GelsenkirchenTSTheErasTour

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Me every time I go to see my man, leave from my man’s, or even think about my man

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

@jurassicrachel I say this as someone who went for an autism diagnosis years ago and just settled for never having an answer. It’s rough.

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

@jurassicrachel Con: It is extremely hard for women to get diagnosed with autism in America, especially outside of childhood. I just want you to be prepared to know that it’s a difficult battle with a lot of misdiagnosis. They’ll also likely medicate you for mental illnesses you don’t have.

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

@princessofpunkk If I had a nickel for every time a bitch from Springfield tried to cancel me I’d have two nickels

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Sometimes I randomly remember when I got “cancelled” on here and I can’t help but laugh. It’s been years and I’m still laughing. Y’all had too much time on your hands during Covid

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

@princessofpunkk Girl I wish I could. Shit made me su!c!dal. Oh wait… I should uncensor that. They may come back

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Being bisexual means making your straight boyfriend listen to Chappell Roan

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Damn Father’s Day do be rough when your dads dead and you’re hungover

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

2012 me is typing…

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

SHE DID WHAT NOW?!

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| TAYLOR PERFORMS A MASHUP OF "tis the damn season" and "Daylight" FOR DAY 1 OF THE ERAS TOUR IN EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND! #EdinburghTSTheErasTour

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

Shoutout to Taylor swift for making love albums when I was going through a breakup and a break up album when I’m in a relationship. Guess I’ll be blasting call it what you want and king of my heart on repeat instead of the new album

[manic pixie dream girl @curiouslilbug]

I can’t believe my rapist works for a jail when he should be IN the jail