Caroline Gurtler

Shamelessly lefty, liberal metropolitan elite, tendency to quote 70s sitcoms at the wrong moment. Bloody woman/she/her/ma'am.

[Caroline Gurtler @curiousroseltd]

Yup. Hes hit the knocking shop vibe. #interiordesignmasters

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Plaster of paris? Wtaf? #interiordesignmasters

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Its a shepherd's hut not a knocking shop. Classic. #interiordesignmasters

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@homakhaleeli @samwollaston On @AllDogsMatter website, there are 20 available. Not hundreds, 20. 9 were imported, not casualties of lockdown. All the others request experience of the breed, or have to live in a semi-rural area, or can't live with cats. No waiting list, you can only apply for those shown.

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@homakhaleeli @samwollaston OK, great article but I'm afraid I'm a dog-crisis-denier. We have a large house, secure garden, live opposite a park, both permanently work from home, and have had dogs before. But can we get a rescue dog? Can we buggery.

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@ScottNicholas9 Yes, that one they visited had nice strong colours. Shame.

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@TheFlowerFarmer @sarahbeeny They look fantastic, you've done a beautiful job, x

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I tell you what, it won't be Sarah cleaning this monster. #SarahBeenyNewLife

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Lionel. Really? #SarahBeenyNewLife

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@charleyjones33 Very Felicity Kendal.

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Heartbreaking when your cornice is buggered. #SarahBeenyNewLife

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Its taken us 18 months to extend a semi, how is she doing this in 8 months? #SarahBeenyNewLife

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@paulwaugh @BorisJohnson @BBCRadio4 So it turns out Omicron is an anagram of moronic. Literally death by morons. It was only a matter of time.

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Omicron is an anagram of moronic. It was only a matter of time.

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Tinie has an odd double jumper thing going on, but weirdly cuddly. #ExtraordinaryExtensions

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I think it's good of Sussex to turn up #UniversityChallenge

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Bednobs and broomsticks #UniversityChallenge

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South pacific!!! #UniversityChallenge

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Can we move on from the Jesus memes now? #UniversityChallenge

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What is on Paxo's tie? #UniversityChallenge