Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin)

No one cared until I unnecessarily popped up asked them if they needed help .

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

Newly released photo of @ScottJenningsKY and @SenMcConnell. McConnell is just out of the frame, having a staring contest.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@ChaseMit Stories like this make me realize that dudes are still out there doing bath salts like it’s 2010.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump People come up to me all the time and say “we’ve never see anyone do better at being unstable”

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

Can’t believe Kash Patel was also teleporting to Waffle Houses.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@TVietor08 @Timodc Iran already thinking about how much Uranium they can buy for 20 billion.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@mjfree @grok Melania the latest victim of the streisand effect. 😂 always a risky play. Never works.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance

Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors

MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@Scaramucci @gtconway3d Anyone know if delirium is something that happens within 24hrs of intensive Alzheimer’s treatments or procedures. Just wondering.

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

Amazing and hilarious opportunity to have Trump go from Walter Reed to suddenly appearing in a Rome, GA Waffle House as a resurrection for Easter Sunday.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

"My mom said she can drop us off at the airport if your mom can pick us up.”

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@GeoRebekah @NancyMace Let’s at least give Ms. Mace credit for sobering up and switching over to her personal account this time before posting. 😂

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

MAGA to people in the US: you should go back home to your country or we’re going to attack and possibly kill you.

MAGA to people around the world trying to just live in their country: we’re going to attack and possibly kill you.

#Trump #ICE #Iran

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Sleepy Joe Biden

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If Epstein files can turn a prince into a former prince, and can turn a lord into a former lord, they can turn a president into a former president.

If people can't unite over children being raped and abused there's no hope for humanity,

[Clappy (Clippy’s Cousin) @CurlingRules24]

@CrookedMedia The reason is because people are afraid to leave their homes.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Notice how you don't hear anything about Greenland any more all of a sudden? Not even from Trump.

As I discussed previously, Denmark's largest pension fund started selling US treasuries after Trump claimed he held all the cards. In response, Trump threatened all of Europe that they better stop it or else he was going to retaliate. So a Swedish pension fund started dumping its treasuries, too.

Trump caved, and made a "deal" (with NATO Secretary Mark Rutte) - ignoring for a moment that Denmark and Greenland were excluded from these "negotiations", so there was no deal - to *checks notes* get the same privileges the US always had, he took a quick victory lap, and then memory holed the entire thing.

Anyhow, that's why it's been over a week since you've heard the word "Greenland". And likely never will again.

The MAGA way. Claim victory, even in the face of overwhelming defeat.

[Niko @NikoLeMieux]

Yesterday as I was walking through Minneapolis with a friend I saw this Lexus parked terribly and commented to him: “get a load of this asshole’s terrible parking.” By complete serendipity, as if the universe itself was saying "be kinder with your spoken thoughts," right at that moment I heard a voice say “hey that’s my car, ICE grabbed me, I’m so sorry!” come from the passenger of a Jeep slowly passing by; the Jeep driver said she was the sister of the Lexus’ owner and that the two of them had just come back from picking her up from Federal detention. I went to go talk to the Lexus’ driver, but first I read the note on the windshield:

“THIS WOMAN WAS TAKEN BY ICE. Please don’t hit or tow.” Neighbors put that there, and put a tarp over the window that ICE broke open so snow wouldn’t get in.

The Lexus driver, a short, brown haired white woman told me she lived in the area and was driving through looking for parking, when armed ICE agents speedily blocked off the street in front of her, and swarmed the white pickup truck in front of her grabbing its driver. She said people came from throughout the neighborhood with whistles to record them grabbing that driver, and as she was trying to leave, ICE agents swarmed her vehicle as well and proceeded to open her window and door and remove her from her car, slamming her facedown in the street. She said a Federal agent entered her vehicle and parked it like this, before taking her away. I don’t know the story of the pickup driver.

I'll be honest, I didn't really believe what I was hearing at first until she showed me the video that a neighbor filmed, confirming the whole story. I asked her to airdrop it to me so I could make this post.

This woman was just driving and minding her business one moment, and the next she was snatched, she told me that they said she was "obstructing an investigation." After 24 hours in Federal custody, they released her with only the white shirt she was wearing when I met her, into the -8F cold where her sister was waiting, and they didn't give her back her car keys. She came to make sure her vehicle was still there.

There's a lot of people on this platform making all sorts of excuses for the Federal government's despicable behavior in Minneapolis, but what it comes down to is this: they are out of control. They are Out. Of. Control.

This woman's story that I saw firsthand is emblematic of the institutional rot at the core of DHS, CBP, and ICE. The agents involved in both shootings this month were 8- and 10-year veterans, not untrained amateurs. There have been three homicides in Minneapolis thus far in 2026- 66% of them have been US citizens murdered by the Federal government. My city is being subjected to a full-fledged occupation by lawless, unprofessional, un-American thugs. They have gone far beyond their stated mission of removing violent criminals and illegal aliens. They have all of us looking at every SUV, every vehicle with out-of-state plates, every vehicle with more than 2 men in it with caution, scrutiny, and concern. Many of my friends have bought guns or have gone to get their conceal carry permits, to stay safe from their own government because it's better to be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.

Minneapolis will survive this and will come out stronger for it, because we learned in 2020 that there's no one coming to save us, it's up to us to show up for our friends and neighbors. But people need to know that if the Federal government are doing this to us: You're not safe. You're next.

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

Doesn’t get much clearer than this