Jacob Pelton

He/Him

[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

@j_curnutte RELEASE MEEEEE

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

They should give Super Bowl MVP to everyone who sat through this game #MayebeTurnMyTVoff

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

@simply_saraa No, that person is simply lacking whimsy. Go do stuff in person just because. Don’t need a reason other than it’s just what you wanna do.

[🐺 @DOGLESBlAN]

"Oh boy, this strategy game seems to be very intricate, i hope im not falling behind because im taking too long to learn it"
The XCOM announcer after every mission:

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

@MattAdamBaxter Fire

[dean’s hotdog pants @sosaysthesword]

never stops being funny

[☆ Wisteria ☆ @relapselily]

fcking love this image

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

turned off the trump elon thing watching this instead

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

Both of these images were made by friends of mine within the last week

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

@simply_saraa LETS GOOOOOOO

[Jacob Pelton @curlspelton]

@MattAdamBaxter LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO